FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE - DAY - ESTABLISHING SHOT

The starship Enterprise is in a stationary position in front of a hole in the fabric space which appears as a torn piece of film.

PICARD (V.O.)
Stardate 2489.3. The Enterprise is investigating
a strange rip in the fabric of space. It is none like
we've ever seen before. For some reason it gives
life readings. I have asked Beverly Crusher to
help analyze it.

INT. ENTERPRISE - DAY

On the bridge is the CAPTAIN, DEANNA TROY, WORF, DATA, BEVERLY CRUSHER, and Ensign Page.

WORF
Shields are not responding!

PICARD
Red Alert!

KLAXONS blare. In a flash of light and YAKKO, WAKKO and DOT appear on the bridge.

YAKKO AND WAKKO
We're the Warner brothers.

DOT
And the Warner sister.

WAKKO
And you appear to be a late model C3-PO.

Yakko and Wakko finally notice Deana Troy. Both of them leap the distance and land in her lap.

YAKKO AND WAKKO
Hello telepathic nurse!

DOT
Humph. Men.

DEANNA TROY
I'm not able to read anything from their minds.

YAKKO
What minds?

WAKKO
Here, you can read this.

Wakko opens up the top of his head, hinged with cobwebs, as two moths fly out. Wakko reaches into his head and takes out a piece of paper. He hands it to Deanna. The paper reads "Instructions for Brain Washing: Wash in cold water and hang out to dry."

YAKKO
Well that explains a lot.

DOT
That's disgusting.

PICARD
Now see here!

WARNER SIBLINGS
Where? Where?

The Warners begin searching the bridge. Yacko looks under Ensign Page's chair cushon and finds a light brown hair-piece. An arm with a gold sleeve reaches off stage and grabs it.

KIRK (O.S.)
Give...
(beat)
me that.

WORF
Captain, what is going on here?

Dot stands on top of the tactical station.

DOT
What's the matter Mr. Bumpy head man?

Yakko sits on Worf's shoulder..

YAKKO
Who does your hair, George Washington?

Wakko climbs on top of Worf's other shoulder.

WAKKO
I wanna go through the right of assention.

DOT
Common, give us a kiss.

The Warners kiss Worf. They all jump back standing in front of Captain Picard's chair coughing and spitting.

DOT
Eeeeew you've been eating Gah!

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