We all said it was her problem, why the fret
But he keeps sending her nasty e-mail on the internet
And if there's one thing lower than a star trek freak
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You see if you take a system that has no rules
Get multiple accounts given by some fools
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Soon net geeks were even bringing AOL down
You couldn't hardly chat without flaming one down
After a hard day at work and you need to relax
Don't talk to a geek, they'd hot chat by fax!

One day we cut one down online
And learned that to forgive is devine
As soon as the geek learned we didn't think him a stud
That bastard unleashed a horde of bots to flood.

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Most of the night you know where I am at
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So keep the faith in ops you can trust
They won't give up until the last geek bites the dust

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They say these geeks come a dime a dozen
I'm looking for the guy who is supplying the dimes

It's gonna be real hard times for all these
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Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!