You consider me the appetizer
Caught between the relish and the mustard
Hypnotized by ketchup on your finger
Staring at your Oscar Meyer wiener

I have only come here seeking refreshment
At the new wiener dog establishment
I can see the wrapper unfold
Covered in a mustard wave of gold

I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener
I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener

Hamburgers and fries are not the same
Oscar Meyer wiener I know your game
I have noticed your keen intuition
Oscar Meyer in full tradition

I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener
I'll be your Oscar Meyer wiener

Devil in the wiener suit behind me
Drags me away, you'll never find me
I will stand in line forever after
Because Oscar Meyer is the true master

And you'll be my Oscar Meyer Wiener
And I'll be your Oscar Meyer Wiener (repeat to fade)

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!