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"Multi Personalities"
(by Edward Goldstein)
Parody of Living Color's "Cult of Personality"

Look at my files, what do you see?
Multi-Personalities
There are six people, who make up me

I've got different identities, oh
I've got multi-personalities
Like Mussolini and Bundy
I've got multi-personalities
multi-personalities
multi-personalities

Therapists, are telling lies
They're curing freaks of psychotic lives
Don't you dare, try curing me
Happy are the six of me

I sell the use of my body
I'm for swinging from tree to tree, oh
I've got multi-personalities

I'll sit by you
And you won't want me
I get a white jacket for free
I've got multi-personalities
Like Napoleon and Bruce Lee, oh
I've got multi-personalities
multi-personalities
multi-personalities

Therapists are telling lies
A session starts, a patient cries
Please don't have them arrest me
For lack of sanity

It gained me fortune
It gained me fame
It got me on talk shows so lame
I'm every person I need to be
I've got multi-personalities
I've got multi, I've got Multi, I've got Multi, personalities

Nurse, administer 20 milligrams of Thorazine!

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!

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