"I'll Tax the Rich"
(by Edward Goldstein)
Parody of "I Wanna Be Rich"
Tax; Gore that's what
I need... tax...
Whoa... whoa...
Boy that Bill Clinton
he's cleaning house
And without the help of that maid Kraus
When he came and started cuttin' now
News hit the fan and so did the DOW
We need money, lots
and lots of money
I'll tax the air in the sky
We need money, lots and lots of money
So don't be startin' to cry
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
Tax your; gas, teas
and businesses
I'll tax your home and B.T.U.
I'll tax the cars and highways soon
I gave the welfare funds to Hillary
She's taking over the whole west wing
We need money, lots
and lots of money
I'll tax the air in the sky
We need money, lots and lots of money
So don't be startin' to cry
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
All of the rich Tax
your; gas, teas and businesses
I want to end the debtors life
The congress will help pass the knife.
These are things you can't resist
More cuts than you can list To pay the interest - So there!
Here's what I'm going
to do
Whoa
Whoa
Got to be deep
I'll just tax the rich
I'll just tax the rich
We need money, lots
and lots of money
I'll tax the air in the sky
We need money, lots and lots of money
So don't be startin' to cry
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
I'll tax the rich, oh
Oh my wasn't that fun. Now
take me back to the parody menu!