"I am Evil"
(by Edward Goldstein)
Parody of "I am Woman"
I am evil, hear me shout
My cultists, are so devout
And you know too much so you must be killed
But before I go and walk-out
My evil plans I must point out
No damn hero's gonna stop what I can build
CHORUS
Oh I love my toy
It is evil forged in hate
Yes you'll pay the price
Just look what I'll destroy
If I have to, I can build anything
I am rich (rich)
I'm a mad scientist (mad scientist)
I am evil
You can try but it's
far too late
This death trap you won't escape
World Domination being my final thrill
My plot I will reveal
To the UN I will appeal
Make me ruler of the world as a whole
You shall
All the nations shall surrender to my will
CHORUS
I loved science as a
boy
See my robots are no toy
Watch me send my robot army across the world
And so they will destroy
Any target that does annoy
Until a flag with my face is unfurled
Oh yes I am mad But its madness with a plan
Yes you'll pay the price
Just look what I'll destroy
I am rich (rich)
I'm a mad scientist (mad scientist)
I am evil I am unstoppable
I am bad
(FADE)
I am evil
I am unstoppable
I am bad
I'm a… villain
Oh my wasn't that fun.
Now
take me back to the parody menu!