I see you standing on the bridge
Your face white as a fridge
And when Geordi is around
Sherlock Holmes can be found

You must be an android
I can see it in your eyes
Full of wonder and surprise
And just now I realize

Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're a human in disguise
I can see it in your eyes.

You are not less perfect than Lor
You have feelings yet to explore
All of their jokes like starlight rushin' by
You stand blinking your eyes and wonder why

You must be an android
I can see it in your eyes
Full of wonder and surprise
And just now I realize

Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're a human in disguise
I can hear your heart cry.

You must be an android
I can see it in your eyes
Full of wonder and surprise
If only you'd realize.

Instrumental -- Data quotes from the show
"The game is a'foot."
"I am an android."
"I am not less perfect than Lor?"

You're an android
You're an android, Data
You're an android.

You're more than an android
Now I see the human side of you
You felt for Yaar, I know it's true
It's how you could have made Laul, it's that

Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're a human, in disguise
If only you'd realize
Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're an android, Data
Oooh, you're an android
You're more than an android, Data
Oooh, you're an android
Oooh, you're an android, Data
Oooh, you're an android
You're more than an android, Data
(repeat to fade)

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!