There's a mineral that's been on my mind, all the time
So-so-sodium... oooh
It may not be a brand name
But I will love it just the same
So-so-sodium... oooh

When I hear fries cooking , I'll be there
I'll come running anywhere
It's all I need, for my life
I feel so good if I just shake away...
So-so-sodium, just shake away, so-so-sodium

To you it's sodium chloride
From me it cannot hide
So-so-sodium.... oooh

I, I've got to have it, have it now
Got to get some, to put on my chow
It can be rock, margarita or natural sea
It doesn't matter, I just want to shake away
Sodium, just shake away, so-so-sodium.... oooh
It's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just shake away
So-so-sodium
I just shake away... oooh
So-so-sodium (repeat to fade)

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!