The Glitterboys swear they are immortal
The Glitterboys in suits of battle armor
Always running, and always fighting
The Glitterboys are begging for more
The Glitterboys spending all their money
The Glitterboys fight the deadliest of foes
The Glitterboys are good for your party
Where they get their guns from heaven only knows,

CHORUS:
I ain't no Doggy Boy - I'm Fierce!
I ain't no Juicer Boy - Wooo!
I ain't no Cyber Boy - I'm Fierce!
I have a Glitterboy!

The Glitterboys live off their 'munitions
The Glitterboys have got you without doubt
A very, very dangerous position When your ammo's out
The Glitterboys are ready to scramble
They might get shot or need their guns re-placed
But if they do there's no need to worry
Another G-Boy can take their place

CHORUS

Those Juicer boys don't think about tomorrow
Those Doggie boys just love to chase their tails
But there's one thing you can't afford to laugh at
The dragon comes and you turn so pale
The Glitterboys are polishing their armor
They always think they're the hottest shots in town
They'll be your friend if you pay them a fortune
If you don't they won't be hangin' 'round.

CHORUS
I ain't no Crazy Boy - I'm Fierce!
I ain't no Wizard Boy - Wooo!
I ain't no Scholar Boy - I'm Fierce!
I have a Glitterboy!
No, no, no.... What do you mean my armor's no good?