I get lost here at Fry's
I go in, I'm stupified
Crowds come streaming in
Tell me what aisle I am in

I get mad, and I wish
Doesn't anyone speak English?
…And so I plead
Will I ever find, what I need

CHORUS:
And so my day begins, and my journey starts
I walk up and down these aisles
It's like Moses in the desert
When I'm lost here at Fry's

Where's the front, can't find my way
The sales rep is miles away
I'll stay all night
When I am lost here at Fry's

CHORUS

When they close, Fry's at last
Clearing shelves of sales past
Oh, I'll be there
They'll find my corpse here a Fry's
Oh-no….

When I am lost here at Fry's...

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!