Coming through shareware to an ISP near you
The most horrifying game to hit the net
There's a homicidal nazi guard hiding behind each door
And they shoot at you with all these guns you see
Please don't reveal the secret codewords to your friends
Don't spoil the big surprise
They won't believe their eyes when they see

Castle Wolfenstein
Castle Wolfenstein
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D

See barking dogs that almost jump right in your lap
See those bullets coming right at you
No you'll never see VGA effects like these again
Til you buy Castle Wolfenstein part II!
So download this game it's good clean shareware fun
There's nothing you have to buy
So if you like watching nazis die then you'll love
Castle Wolfenstein
Castle Wolfenstein
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D

INSTRUMENTAL

Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D, Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D, Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D
Castle Wolfenstein,
You gotta play Castle Wolfenstein,
Castle Wolfenstein in 3-D 3-D....
Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein, Castle Wolfenstein...
in 3-D
(repeat to fade)

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!