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"Clones Just Wanna Have Guns"
(by Edward Goldstein)

Parody of Cindy Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

Some clones, like to target shoot
And others like getting down and licking boot
There's only one way to have lots of fun
Oh clones they wanna have guns
Oh clones just wanna have guns

The computer knows how to keep em' satisfied
When they go to R&D their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to shoot
Oh clones they wanna have guns
Oh clones just wanna have...

That's all they really want... some guns...
Offer them rifles, grenades or some knives
Oh clones, they wanna have guns
Oh clones just wanna have guns...

Clones they want, wanna have guns
Clones wanna have...
(sounds of weapons firing)

They fight like they've got holes in their head
And if you're a commie you soon will be dead
They are happy citizens, everyone
Oh clones they wanna have guns
Oh clones just wanna have...
That's all they really want... some guns...

Give them an uzi, a tank, or a nuke
Those clones will shoot til they puke
Oh clones just wanna have guns
Clones they want, wanna have guns
Clones, wanna have
They just wanna
They just wanna (clones)
Clones just wanna have guns

Oh my wasn't that fun. Now take me back to the parody menu!

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