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You have been out all night partying with your friends. You met up with a hot girl or guy and went home with her for a night of hot monkey love. When you wake up you realize that he or she is not so hot once the haze of alcohol has worn off.

Do you?

1. Pretend to check your voice mail and realize that you need to leave now.
   
   
2. Tell her what an amazing lover she is, how pretty she is and ask to borrow some money for cab fair after giving her a fake phone number. You then go downstairs and call a friend for a ride home and pocket the money
   
   
3. Make her breakfast using a hidden ingredient you learned she was allergic too. While she is busy puking in the bathroom or waiting for the ambulance to show up you sneak out the back way.