Stupid Men Tricks

After seeing this happen over and over again when I worked at Kinko's I thought I would bring it up. The ladies shouldn't have to encounter this most of the time unless they share a unisex bathroom.

I would like to know why it is so difficult for some men to lift the toilet seat before urinating. Is it so much effort to reach down and lift the seat up in the stall? More than likely the man is using the stall because either the stand up urinals are all being used or they are ashamed of how small their penis really is.

Whatever the case may be there is no reason these animals cannot lift the #%!@ toilet seat to take a leak! It is absolutely disgusting to have to walk into the mens room and find the golden shower sprayed upon the seat.

I know two year olds who have better hygene than these neanderthals. If I ever catch one of these primates in the act I will personally grab them and drag them down to the nearest chapter of Feminazi's, tie them to the front door and put a big sign around their neck saying "I like it when chicks blow me when I'm tied up."

After that we will no longer will have to worry about them urinating in anything outside a plastic bag.