The Bagel Father's Future Plans
for World Domination
and this website!

Welcome to the World Domination Tour 2004. I have decided that in order to more effectively dominate the world I need a new look for my website. So here it is. Now don't expect to see too much information about my plans for world domination here. After all the government views all websites on a regular basis using a crack team of oversexed teenagers arrested on hacking charges and a lot of illegal immigrants who were originally destined to be mail order brides and grooms. Therefore I will only give vague and unsubstantiated rumors regarding my world domination tour.

However I can't do it on my own and so I have enlisted in the legion of the Dogbert New World Order and am officially registered there.

As for plans for this site. I plan on adding more links, newer pictures, and more fun than a barrel of monkies at Niagra Falls!